thanks, but no thanks

I just saw a sponsored ad in my Yahoo news feed: Two Easy Steps to Look 22 Years Younger

Let me think about this for a moment.  If I were to look 22 years younger, that would take me back in time to 1992.  I was 13.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I pray I never have to look like my 13 year old self again.

Can I get an amen?!