Meredith and I were sitting on the couch together a couple of days ago.
Me: Did you toot?
Meredith: Yes.
Me: I can smell it.
Meredith: Excuse me.
A few moments later:
Meredith: Wasn't that magical?
Me: What?
Meredith: After I said "excuse me" my toot didn't stink anymore. It's magical!
Unfortunately, it wasn't magical, but it was funny.

